hey, i’m discodot. i’m not a developer. i sell ice creams to pay rent. irl, i’m a musician who learns things the hard way.
| what your mom heard | what really went down |
|---|---|
| i live for disco | i'm not even that into disco. don't box me in |
| i've always been on land | i used to sail the seas as nautical stu. |
| i'm married and settled | i married selma. the pope got us un-married. then he died. |
| i date normal | i dated edna krabappel. also selma. |
| i party. that's it | i own stu’s disco. it's a tax write-off with a fog machine |
you don’t need to know more.
but if you're curious or weirdly into email, hit me up:
[email protected]