Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-915 (?)
- SCP-915 is a metal cube that functions like a computer but is filled with a constantly shifting maze of gears and clockwork on the inside. This internal space does not follow the normal laws of physics, making it extremely confusing and dangerous to navigate. Anything or anyone that enters can get lost, as the pathways constantly change, and radio signals don't work properly. People who spend time inside can experience distorted time or have their bodies altered, so it is kept sealed and entry is strictly controlled with safety lines.
- Markovian Parallax Denigrate (?)
- In 1996, an internet mystery known as "Markovian Parallax Denigrate" began when hundreds of nonsensical messages were posted to an online forum called Usenet. Each post was a jumble of random words, and their origin and purpose remain unknown, making it one of the internet's oldest and most peculiar unsolved puzzles. Over the years, people have suggested various explanations for the strange posts, speculating that they could have been the work of an early chatbot, a prankster, a programmer testing code, or simply a strange form of spam with no deeper meaning.