🌱 Currently learning Java, Groovy, PostgreSQL, and how to make my jokes land better (it’s not going great, but I’m optimistic 😂)
🔭 Working on improving my problem-solving skills, though my biggest unsolved problem is still not falling asleep mid-debug 😴
🤝 Always down to collaborate on making Jira suck a little less through ScriptRunner and Groovy magic 🧙♂️
😒 Still trying to be friends with C++, but honestly... it’s giving me strong “trust issues” vibes. Python just gets me 🐍💅
💬 Ask me about Jira, Groovy, Linux, AWS, or the perfect grilled cheese technique (spoiler: butter. always butter.) 🧀🔥
📫 Reach me at [email protected] — but please, keep the hate mail short; I’m emotionally rate-limited 😔
⚡ Fun fact: “Debugging” is 90% staring at your screen, 9% googling Stack Overflow answers, and 1% crying in victory. 🤪